January 2011
6 posts
At the Boxing Gym
Me: This place seems nice, right?
Colin: I guess so. It’s close to our house, so we would have fewer excuses not to go.
Me: I just wish there was an easier way to get in shape.
Colin: What, like eating muffins that make you skinny?
Me: Exactly.
In the afterlife you relive all your experiences, but this time with the events reshuffled into a new order: all the moments that share a quality are grouped together.
You spend two months driving the street in front of your house, seven months having sex. You sleep for thirty years without opening your eyes. For five months straight you flip through magazines while sitting on a toilet.
You take...
